"My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge $5. for Happy Hour and it's called a frozen Margarita." says Monica

"For every chromosomal X on my body, there is a why in people's mind," says Monica

"If A equals good food, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z.

X is for athmosphere, Y is the best margarita in town, Z is U. Hope to see U soon'" says Monica

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1326 S. Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215